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    Friday, December 31, 2004

    It's The End Of The Year As We Know It

    My one sorta-resolution this year was to learn to type correctly.

    I didn't do it.

    I'm not much for self-betterment, as those who know me best would be quick to tell you. My lack of motivation coupled with my insurmountable laziness combine to make me a prize catch in the Never Going To Amount To Much State Tournament.

    This year I've decided to make resolutions I know I can keep. At the end of the year, I'll be able to look back on this list with pride, knowing I accomplished what I set out to do.

    Without further ado, here's the list!
    • gain at least five pounds (bonus points for more than five pounds)
    • waste golden opportunities
    • increase my movie-watching by at least one movie per week
    • barely skate by on things that are important
    • use attempts at humor to mask my true thoughts
    • increase my reliance on looking at the keyboard while I type (take that, Mavis Beacon!)
    • offend at least 33% more people this year than last
    • shake off attempts to help me using the magical phrase "I'm fine"
    I should be able to get to all of that in a year, don't you think?

    I wish you the best in your goal-attainment procedures this year. Take one week at a time and you'll do fine.

    Happy New Year, readers.
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